Cynicism in Bloom

My name is Jack. I'm the lead guitarist and secondary songwriter in the band Fight The Dice. I believe we can go on to big things. That's about all I believe in. I used to reblog pictures that I like. Now I just reblog anything that I have something to say about. I'm usually quite negative.
mermaidbreasts: Not happy with my body at the moment but cba to do anything about it I’m perfectly happy with your body.

mermaidbreasts:

Not happy with my body at the moment but cba to do anything about it

I’m perfectly happy with your body.

I truly believe that if everyone was just a little bit more articulate, the world would be a better place.

I truly believe that if everyone was just a little bit more articulate, the world would be a better place.

(via feedyourwanderlust)

ex-oti-c: hayleysimps0n: the-17th-chamber: Never seen this before… He literally shat a brick holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense) Not to be a prick about 9/11, but it’s a fucking plane - what’s the big deal about it looking like it’s gliding? It flies all the time and that’s exactly what it was doing when it hit the tower. Stop trying to get notes by trying to act “deep” when really you’re a fucking retard. 

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

Not to be a prick about 9/11, but it’s a fucking plane - what’s the big deal about it looking like it’s gliding? It flies all the time and that’s exactly what it was doing when it hit the tower. Stop trying to get notes by trying to act “deep” when really you’re a fucking retard. 

(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish, via l0stkeys)

Sometimes I like to think positively about myself. At the moment I’m thinking pretty positively about my sexual ability. I’d say I’m doing a pretty good job there.

Anonymous asked: Fuck me

Sure.

I feel like fucking everyone.

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

I’ve been really hating my penis recently.

(via dropthedaggerandlaugh)

I’M VERY DRUNK BUT VERY GOOD AT TYPING. SO FUCKING SUE ME IF YOU DOUBT MY DRUNK-TYPING ABILITY.

I’M VERY DRUNK BUT VERY GOOD AT TYPING. SO FUCKING SUE ME IF YOU DOUBT MY DRUNK-TYPING ABILITY.

The idea of people using apostrophes when forming plurals makes me angry.

youmademebelieveindreams: And this is why I’m gay. Wow, you’ve just undermined all the arguments against homosexuality being a choice without even meaning to. Well done you.

youmademebelieveindreams:

And this is why I’m gay.

Wow, you’ve just undermined all the arguments against homosexuality being a choice without even meaning to. Well done you.

(Source: theworldlove, via zent4)

cucuhmber: fauxxy: andrewbreitel: hazydazee: “So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies ‘No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart “ this is why i have faith in humanity  Promoing any new follower who asks! :) xo AW THATS CUTE BUT HOW DOES IT APPLY TO THIS PICTURE IM SO CONFUSED So actually yes, the card was for his wife. This is why I have no faith in humanity.

cucuhmber:

fauxxy:

andrewbreitel:

hazydazee:

“So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies ‘No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart “

this is why i have faith in humanity 

Promoing any new follower who asks! :) xo

AW THATS CUTE BUT HOW DOES IT APPLY TO THIS PICTURE IM SO CONFUSED

So actually yes, the card was for his wife. This is why I have no faith in humanity.

(via l0stkeys)